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Food for thought!

Muwahahahaha! I like this one! Raymond’s naked bum! I stripped him naked one day and got him to bend over for some spanking! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*Faints and concuss from excessive laughing!*

Actually it’s not his bum, but it’s something edible! Raymond took this during one of his shoot. Make a guess, and have fun! Muwahahaha! Cheers! :)

 

Lots of ♥,

- Angeline

 
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Posted by on Friday, February 27, 2009 in Humour, Personal, work

 

I love muthu!

Got this in the email from Raymond’s elder sister – Serene. Quite funny! Hahaha!

 

 MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

 Interviewer: ‘What is your birth date?’
 Muthu : ’13th October.’
 Interviewer : ‘Which year?’
 Muthu : ‘Every year.’
 *****

 

 *MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

 The Manager asked Muthu at an interview… .
 ’Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?’
 Muthu replied: ‘P-O-S-T-B-O- X.’
 *****

 

 *MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
 After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, ‘Do I look like a foreigner?’
 Wife: ‘No! Why?’
 Muthu : ‘In London , a lady asked me, ‘Are you a foreigner?’. . that’s why.’
 Wife : ?????????
 *****

 

 *MUTHU & TOURIST*
 A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village…
 Muthu said , ‘No sir, only babies were born here.’

*****

:D

 

Lots of ♥,

- Angeline

 
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Posted by on Sunday, November 30, 2008 in Humour

 

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Why they banned Chewing Gum in Singapore

Received this in the email today. Hope we don’t get banned or sued for sharing this. Hahaha. Wicked humour, and it’s quite a sensitive joke since it’s a “conversation” between Singaporean and Malaysian… so it’s kind of rude in a way. But please don’t take it to heart ya? Enjoy the merry weekends!! :D

 

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia…..having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel’s coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.
 
Malaysian:  ‘You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?’

Singaporean:  ‘Of course’

Malaysian:  ‘We don’t. In Malaysia , we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore .’

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian:  ‘Do you eat the jam with the bread?’

Singaporean:  ‘Of course’

Malaysian (chuckling):  ‘We don’t. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-over in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam….. before we sell it across to Singapore .’

This time, the Singaporean retorted: ‘Do you have sex in Malaysia ?’

Malaysian:  ‘Why, of course we do’

Singaporean:  ‘Do you wear protection’

Malaysian: ‘Of course! We wear condoms.’

Singaporean:  ‘And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?’

Malaysian: ‘Stupid question!!! Of course we throw them away.’

Singaporean: ‘We don’t. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia……. and that’s the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.’

 

Lots of ♥,

- Angeline

 
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Posted by on Friday, October 17, 2008 in Humour

 

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